NICOLAS CAGE: AN INTERNET TRIBUTE (DON’T PANIC 05.11.12)
You know him, you love him – and so does the Internet. Maybe a little too much.
Ah, Nicolas Cage – one of Hollywood’s biggest actors. Sure, you may have hated films like National Treasure and Ghost Rider (or God forbid, Captain Corelli’s Mandolin), but you have to admit that he’s a pretty big name in the silver screen game. However, as big an A-Lister as he is, few could have predicted the dizzying heights his fame would eventually soar to – and we’re not talking about small details like his legions of fans, a wealth of box-office hits or even that Academy Award he won either. No, where Nick C truly reigns supreme is in the acclaimed world of cult Internet superstardom. Here’s to you, Nick; the face that launched 1,000 memes.
Geddit? It’s Nicolas Cage – with breasts. AND a cheeky flash of nipple.
Wub wub wub. Best known for his renowned record-breaking hit, ‘Scary Monsters and The Sorcerer’s Apprentice’.
Ahh. Look at the little fella. Just LOOK at him. (Interesting fact: when this meme first launched, the combination of Nick Cage and cute cats nearly broke the Internet.)
Okay, so maybe he’s not quite as sinister as Ralph Fiennes’ version, but still, that’s pretty scary.
Go home. Please.
Who wouldn’t want to see this running down the beach towards them?
Home Alone Cage
I would definitely watch this. Joe Pesci vs. Nick Cage in a child’s body? That’s box office gold, right there.
Ha. I see what you did there.
Edward or Jacob? Come on Nick, make up your mind!
He just can’t wait to be king.
A more imaginative spin on 34DD Cage (with nicer eyeshadow). Don’t pretend that you’re not aroused.
One of the biggest Hollywood icons ever, reimagined for 2012. Bigger, better, and now with 100% more chest hair.
Remember Power Rangers? Nick was originally considered for the prestigious part of wizard/mentor Zoron. (NB: Might not be true).
The Pale Cage
Halloween might be over for another year, but that doesn’t mean you can’t still scare yourself silly. Seeing Cage’s face superimposed onto the Pale Man monster from Pan’s Labyrinth should do the trick.
Making any oven-baked goods that much better. Press his tummy, he giggles!
Words: Charlotte McManus
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